Safety Humor

1. Fire Safety Tip On An Office Safety Board: "In case of a fire don’t panic. Simply flee the building with the same reckless abandon that occurs at the end of each work day!"

2. A doctor visits a patient lying in a hospital ward. “I’m sorry,” says the doctor, “but I have good news and bad news.” “Don’t hold back,” says the man. “Tell me the bad news first.” The doctor replies, “Your accident was worse than we thought. We had to amputate both your legs.” The man asks, “So what is the good news?” The doctor replies, “The man in the bed next to you wants to buy your slippers.”

3. If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

4. I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and terrified, like his passengers…